hock: I can't believe that this thread has been untouched for 9 months!
Here is one that makes me giggle, but has a good point to it.
A brother asked an old man: What is humility?
And the old man said: To do good to those who hurt you.
The brother said: If you can not go that far, what should you do?
The old man replied: Get away from them and keep your mouth shut.
"The true Christian is a warrior making his way through the regiments of the invisible enemy to his heavenly homeland." - St Herman of Alaska.